Learn how to fly down the mountain on one fat stick or two thin sticks.
Done and done.
No, really. I can do it now. Actually, I could do it before. Turns out flying down the mountain isn't the problem. It's the stopping that really takes some getting used to. And no, I have not gotten used to it, as my bruised tailbone can testify. But don't you worry. Come next season I will be flying down the mountain like a champ. . . . And stopping a little less like a champ.
Two done. Twenty-two more to go.
